What the Acupuncturist Told Me

"Use this stuff on your heel. Chinese martial artists use it all the time, it makes bruises disappear overnight."

http://www.amazon.com/Zheng-Gu-Shui-External-Anagesic/dp/B000MWO3IG

"And by the way, its flammable."

So basically I'm putting gasoline on my skin.

Should have asked him, "Do I look like f#$%-ing Kwai Chang Cain to you!"

This sh#$ better work!

Stan