Saturday, August 28, 2010

What the Acupuncturist Told Me

"Use this stuff on your heel. Chinese martial artists use it all the time, it makes bruises disappear overnight."

"And by the way, its flammable."

So basically I'm putting gasoline on my skin.

Should have asked him, "Do I look like f#$%-ing Kwai Chang Cain to you!"

This sh#$ better work!


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